I'm Sarah and this is my blog~Fandoms I'm in: Hetalia, Homestuck, Marvel, A:TLA, RotBTD, Harry Potter, Dangan Ronpa, (starting) Attack on Titan, (starting/I'm just lazy) Doctor Who. Warning! I do reblog the rare NSFW.

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nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

phsfg:

sneakyfeets said: america pretends he had a child by russia and russia thinks its real and sweating-bails like a typical accidental dad

russia u dumb butt 

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bobbie-9:

A little late to start bikini season but who gives a fuck i look great

isjustprogress:

#natasha is used to acting

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ivanswaginski:

hello everyone that needs to do their hw

do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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artisticazurite:

oh no

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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letsgetonwithit:

sometimes i forget that my favorite video game characters are just a collection of pixels with voice actors behind them like i literally just think of them as actual living breathing beings that exist and are their own person and live in their own little worlds and it makes me really sad knowing that that’s not how it actually is

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